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Good Ship Comedy feat. Rachel Parris
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Description
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Comedy, Date Night and Something A Little Different
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Tickets from £11.00 - £16.50
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Battersea
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Over 18
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Wed, 8th Apr 2026 @ 20:30 - 22:30
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20:30 - 22:30
RACHEL PARRIS
Rachel Parris is a dazzling proposition
with her signature blend of stand-up and songs.
The BAFTA-nominated comedian is best known for both her viral
satirical segments on The Mash Report and Late Night Mash which
have had over 100 million views, and as one of the founding cast
members of the award-winning improv group Austentatious, who
regularly perform to sold out crowds in London’s West End. In 2022,
Rachel published her first book, 'Advice From Strangers', which was
praised by Richard Osman as "warm witty and
wise."
She has also appeared on Live At The Apollo, Would I Lie To You,
Mock the Week, and Q.I and is a regular on much-loved radio shows
I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue and The Now Show.
"Venomously witty." Evening
Standard
"Beguiling... Her songs really score... a gifted performer."
The Times
“Tears of laughter…endearingly frank and funny.”
Guardian
PHIL ELLIS
Star of Taskmaster and award-winning
comedian, Phil Ellis, has entertained audiences of all ages with
his amalgamation of off-beat observational material and physical
comedy.
Phil’s 2025 Edinburgh Fringe show, Soppy Stern, won the Malcolm
Hardee Award for Act That Should Make a Million Quid, and was a
joint-winner for Best Show for the ISH Edinburgh Comedy Awards.
Ellis also brought back his award-winning hit kids show, Funz and
Gamez, for a two week run entitled Funz and Gamez Rebootz. It won
Best Fringe Kids Show at The List Festival Awards and is a previous
winner of the Edinburgh Fringe Panel Prize. He has also starred and
co-wrote three series of his own BBC Radio 4 sitcom Phil Ellis is
Trying, co-starring Johnny Vegas, Lolly Adefope, Amy Gledhill,
Alexei Sayle, Sindhu Vee, Jack Dee, Lee Mack, Mark Lamarr and Sean
Lock. The series was nominated for a BBC Audio Award in 2019.
If you want to see an act matching the
madcap anarchy of the original alternative comedy boom, matched to
John Cleese's physicality and Johnny Vegas' hilarious pathos, then
Phil Ellis is your man,
‘"The density of gags is impressive… There’s not many better
exponents of this message-free, ego-free, knockabout comedy than
Ellis in his prime." Chortle
"Ellis’s performance is touched by comic genius. Every moment he
is on stage something funny, and then funnier, is
happening." Scotsman
NICK EVERITT
Nick Everritt has brought his deadpan comedy stylings to venues across the UK and to the Edinburgh Fringe. Nick was shortlisted for the BBC New Comedy Award in 2022
"A droll, witty and very self-conscious deconstruction of
comedy." Chortle
AND YOUR RESIDENT HOST:
BEN VAN DER VELDE
One of the quickest wits around and a much-loved compere, he always brings a jam-packed back of nonsense, silliness and wisecracks to every gig he hosts.
"Wonderfully improvised riffs showcasing his impressive spontaneity and sharp tongue." Edinburgh Festivals Magazine
“The perfect comedy club host – he is a master of audience interaction. The audience weren’t just warmed up, but pretty hysterical even before the first act of the night hit the stage.” Huffington Post
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PRICE: You may notice THREE
ticket prices £10 is for Early Bird tickets, £12 is
General Admission. We also offer £15 Legend tickets to
reserve your seats at the front, middle or
back.
ASSIGNED SEATING: We are no longer assigning seats UNLESS you have booked a Legend ticket.
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PLEASE NOTE: We bring the best acts from the UK. But they are also real people. As such, it is rare, but our line-ups are subject to change - family emergencies and last minute TV filming does happen.
Offers
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Tickets/Times
| Ticket | Event time | Cost |
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Early Bird Ticket
Single entry to the Comedy Night, at a slightly lower price because you were quick to the punch. |
20:30 - 22:00 | £11.00 |
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Advanced Entry
Single entry to the Comedy Night |
20:30 - 22:00 | £13.20 |
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Legend Ticket
Single entry to the Comedy Night, but choose where you want to sit. Please email Goodshipcomedy@gmail.com to request front, middle or back. You will be allocated a table if possible. |
20:30 - 22:30 | £16.50 |
Location
Address
51, Lavender Gardens, SW11 1DJ
Area
Battersea
Nearest Station
Clapham Junction (Rail)
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Organiser
Inn Brighton
Good Ship Comedy is your friendly neighbourhood comedy club that brings famous faces and world-class comedy to your doorstep.
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